Wednesday, 24 January 2018

Reno Omokri: "A man who sleeps around is celebrated by society as a stud while a woman who does the same is denigrated by society as a slut"

This morning on Reno's Nuggets, Mr Omokri as usual released his witty sayings as follows:

Don’t cover for yourself, your spouse or your children. Instead, go to God in prayer and ask God to cover you. Your umbrella may be big, but it can never compare to God’s banner over you which is love.

Obasanjo’s letter to Buhari just proves that if you clap for your husband when he is beating his first wife, you have automatically given him permission to beat you when your turn comes.

If you allow a man sleep with you before marriage, even if he ends up marrying you, you already taught him that sex outside marriage is permissible to you. What he did with you, he will do with other women after the marriage because of the standards you set for him.

Men talk to each other about sexual escapades. A problem with premarital sex is that when you engage in it too much, your reputation spreads and you will have many men eager to have their share of you, but not eager to share their lives with you in marriage.

Why should a woman be more careful about her reputation than a man? Because a man who sleeps around is celebrated by society as a stud while a woman who does the same is denigrated by society as a slut. It is not fair. Society is not fair. But life is not fair.

One of the greatest errors of judgment amongst children of God is the erroneous belief that only God performs miracles. Satan performs miracles too. And much more often. By their fruits you shall know them, not by their miracles.

Whether you have a pay as you go subscription or you have a contract subscription, what you have is still a phone. Whether you pay directly before service or you pay indirectly by maintaining her and footing her bills, who you have is still a prostitute.

Dear men,
You dont marry for child bearing. You marry because of love. Putting away a wife because she hasn’t or can’t bear a child is worse than being animalistic, because even animals don’t do so. There are ways of getting around it. Adoption. Surrogacy. Use them.

Having money can enrich your life but having a purpose will impact your life. Money is affected by inflation, but impact is not. Shakespeare made an impact and we remember him. Do you remember the richest man in Shakespeare’s days?

Lazy Christians prefer to spiritualize everything. They don’t want to work for money and success. They don’t want to think for money and success. They don’t want to ideate for money and success. But they sure want to PRAY for money and success.

Start writing letters to all the principalities who are delaying your blessings. Take a cue from President Obasanjo. Last week, President Buhari was not in a hurry to take decisions. Then Obasanjo wrote so long a letter and now this week, Buhari is making decisions in a flurry!

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